Time to egest (thank you Roget).
I hate Watches. (I know, 'what don't you hate, asshole?'). Anyway, meet the Flower™ (Yes, they trademarked the name. Hilarious). I stumbled across it in the overly obnoxious Hollywood Life magazine. A call to Meyers' toll-free number, and nice lady quoted me the price of $15,700. Or, for about $15,699 less, you could eat a bag of skittles, stick your finger down your throat, throw up on your wrist, stick your cheap Timex® piece in the goo, and wait for the project to harden.
posted by copyranter @ 8:00 AM
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And for some reason I get the opinion that that concoction would look better too.
Copyranter, you are my mentor
holy shit, hands down your best post to date.
Copyranter, I want to put my wee wee in your hoo hoo.
"...but I break just like a little girl."
This is the best blog I've ever read hands down, no doubt. Better than gawker and the rest....enough ass kissing...
I think I saw Tucker Carlson wearing that watch on tv the other night?
Now THAT made me laugh.
that hot bitch Jessica Cutler posted about them roaches last week.
and yes, I would like to golden shower her. aren't I original.
I, too, am an advertising copywriter. After being fucked for 16 years by clients, I'm glad I can get my Flower back for a mere 15k.
breaks just like a little girl...um, last i checked that was dylan, not zeppelin
marketing guy is too busy listening to stereolab in order to get his musical references right.
wateva hey hu wants to be my mentor? :P
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