Thursday, April 06, 2006

Tastes Good Like A Cigarette Should. Redux.

RJ Reynolds, you sly evil fucks. Big•Fat•Delicious. Sit down and dine on a plate of beautifully presented Southwestern scrumptiousness—with thick juicy Camel Wides as the entrée. Welcome back to Flavor Country, baby! They contain Carbon Monoxide? Bah. A smoky steak probably's got that and worse, right?
(scanned from this week's Village Voice)

10 Comments:

Anonymous Ben Popken said...

Is this part of a Brokeback Mountain tie-in?

8:36 AM  
Blogger What we need are more problems said...

I can recall some "I've Got A Secret" guests.

Their names were:
Winston
Tase
Good
Lika
C. Garrett
Should

Isn't that just really sad? (I mean aside from the fact that I'm really old?)

9:29 AM  
Anonymous shadow said...

big fat delicious (camel toes)

big fat delicious camel wide smokin tattooed chelsea bear

but truth is, you know you want your pecker to be referred to that way.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous word pimp said...

they should have gone for the obvious "big fattie" reference, alluding to an even more delicious illicitness. maybe cr should try his hand at a posting: "the cigarette as cock." there's plenty more ads like this out there I'm sure.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

But the ad doesn’t lie. Cigarettes ARE delicious. Tasty, tasty, deathy death sticks. Like goodness and candy and death and pain all wrapped into one smokily delectable treat. If they weren’t so bad for you, I’d be smoking four right now.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Bucky da ANIMAL said...

The real question is, does anyone have the marketing director's info? Cigarettes may kill, but they also pay double rate card.

12:54 PM  
Blogger White Dade said...

Flavor Country is Marlbro, isn't it?

5:05 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

yes white dade it was. the headline of the post was Winston's line. They were the only "taste" cig tags I could think of.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can't they just get away with a one word headline: "fags"(?)

5:58 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I've put on nine pounds since wednesday.

12:20 PM  

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