Tastes Good Like A Cigarette Should. Redux.
RJ Reynolds, you sly evil fucks. Big•Fat•Delicious. Sit down and dine on a plate of beautifully presented Southwestern scrumptiousness—with thick juicy Camel Wides as the entrée. Welcome back to Flavor Country, baby! They contain Carbon Monoxide? Bah. A smoky steak probably's got that and worse, right?(scanned from this week's Village Voice)
posted by copyranter @ 8:02 AM
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Is this part of a Brokeback Mountain tie-in?
big fat delicious (camel toes)
big fat delicious camel wide smokin tattooed chelsea bear
but truth is, you know you want your pecker to be referred to that way.
they should have gone for the obvious "big fattie" reference, alluding to an even more delicious illicitness. maybe cr should try his hand at a posting: "the cigarette as cock." there's plenty more ads like this out there I'm sure.
But the ad doesn’t lie. Cigarettes ARE delicious. Tasty, tasty, deathy death sticks. Like goodness and candy and death and pain all wrapped into one smokily delectable treat. If they weren’t so bad for you, I’d be smoking four right now.
The real question is, does anyone have the marketing director's info? Cigarettes may kill, but they also pay double rate card.
Flavor Country is Marlbro, isn't it?
yes white dade it was. the headline of the post was Winston's line. They were the only "taste" cig tags I could think of.
can't they just get away with a one word headline: "fags"(?)
I've put on nine pounds since wednesday.
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