I passed on the Spider-Man 3™ cheeseburger.
We will use a spider visual, no matter what. Um, yuck? Promotional poster all over the place throughout the Paris Metro last week. So, I know old cheese can be quite delicious, but...cobwebs and digestion don't really marry well, oui non?("Quick" is a fast food chain in France.)
previously in fast food:
1. I'm Loving It. "It" being The Shits.
2. America will most definitely not "feel like chicken tonight."
posted by copyranter @ 10:25 AM
16 Comments:
maybe, after eating it, you'll shit a web
Quick is actually a Belgian chain. I would think that with all the animosity between the French and the Belgians, that would be made patently clear.
That said, I think "100% Fromage Filant" would make a great band name.
Merci, anon.
Besides the obvious repugnant aspects, this ad also doesn't work because the cobwebs indicate that no one has touched this burger for weeks/months. So...
Just imagine that hamburger patty as your own, throbbing little heart, in the grip of the spider's cheese thingy.
Boy...that spider will sure be happy after he realizes he caught a flying burger. Nice job, little guy.
But look they made a poufy web-like bun too! you have to appreciate the yeasty artistry that went into that if nothing else
That is one well guarded burger!
Say Good-bye to the Anon "I'd fuck her" poster.
Moderation is NOT the key to a fulfilling life.
I'm so glad you're back. So did it taste as good as it looks? Come on, you know you wanted to find out...
That thing looks like it could be a really crappy weapon that a C-class superhero would get stuck with.
Rhinoceros Man, grab the Cosmic Energy Blaster.
“Hell yeah!”
Hawk Woman, you get the Plasma Death Ray.
“Woo-hoo!”
Iguana Man, you take the Nuclear Face Melter.
“Awesome!”
And Worm Boy, you get the Web-Shooting Cheeseburger.
“Aw, for fucks sake, man!”
my spidey sense is telling me it would be dangerous to eat that thing.
I tasted it for you, and it *is* horrible. You just have your 2 slices of bread, your burger, and Emmental on it. Absolutely nothing else, no sauce, NO THING. Awful.
That cheese is pretty foul. Yuck. :(
Come on, it's a good ad. Spiders eat their own webs and are therefore clever little recycling critters. It's a tidy reference to the pre-chewed meat-and-poo burgers that are sold in fast food restaurants around the world.
" Slinky Redfoot said...
maybe, after eating it, you'll shit a web
11:16 AM
Anonymous said...
Quick is actually a Belgian chain. I would think that with all the animosity between the French and the Belgians, that would be made patently clear.
That said, I think "100% Fromage Filant" would make a great band name.
11:35 AM
copyranter said...
Merci, anon.
11:38 AM
New York Punk said...
Besides the obvious repugnant aspects, this ad also doesn't work because the cobwebs indicate that no one has touched this burger for weeks/months. So...
12:18 PM
Moda di Magno said...
Just imagine that hamburger patty as your own, throbbing little heart, in the grip of the spider's cheese thingy.
1:20 PM
Middle Name: Stanley said...
Boy...that spider will sure be happy after he realizes he caught a flying burger. Nice job, little guy.
1:31 PM
Froofroo said...
But look they made a poufy web-like bun too! you have to appreciate the yeasty artistry that went into that if nothing else
1:48 PM
ricpic said...
That is one well guarded burger!
2:22 PM
Anonymous said...
Say Good-bye to the Anon "I'd fuck her" poster.
Moderation is NOT the key to a fulfilling life.
3:23 PM
Chris said...
I'm so glad you're back. So did it taste as good as it looks? Come on, you know you wanted to find out...
4:38 PM
Middle Name: Stanley said...
That thing looks like it could be a really crappy weapon that a C-class superhero would get stuck with.
Rhinoceros Man, grab the Cosmic Energy Blaster.
“Hell yeah!”
Hawk Woman, you get the Plasma Death Ray.
“Woo-hoo!”
Iguana Man, you take the Nuclear Face Melter.
“Awesome!”
And Worm Boy, you get the Web-Shooting Cheeseburger.
“Aw, for fucks sake, man!”
4:53 PM
HighJive said...
my spidey sense is telling me it would be dangerous to eat that thing.
7:03 PM
Pomme said...
I tasted it for you, and it *is* horrible. You just have your 2 slices of bread, your burger, and Emmental on it. Absolutely nothing else, no sauce, NO THING. Awful.
5:40 AM
Maulleigh said...
That cheese is pretty foul. Yuck. :(
6:29 AM
FishNChimps said...
Come on, it's a good ad. Spiders eat their own webs and are therefore clever little recycling critters. It's a tidy reference to the pre-chewed meat-and-poo burgers that are sold in fast food restaurants around the world."
You guys (actually girls) suck a lot.
Fuck y'all
If u read this you aren't sexy.
SEXY PARTY!!!
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