Tuesday, May 08, 2007

I passed on the Spider-Man 3™ cheeseburger.

We will use a spider visual, no matter what. Um, yuck? Promotional poster all over the place throughout the Paris Metro last week. So, I know old cheese can be quite delicious, but...cobwebs and digestion don't really marry well, oui non?
("Quick" is a fast food chain in France.)
previously in fast food:
1. I'm Loving It. "It" being The Shits.
2. America will most definitely not "feel like chicken tonight."

16 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

maybe, after eating it, you'll shit a web

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick is actually a Belgian chain. I would think that with all the animosity between the French and the Belgians, that would be made patently clear.

That said, I think "100% Fromage Filant" would make a great band name.

11:35 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Merci, anon.

11:38 AM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

Besides the obvious repugnant aspects, this ad also doesn't work because the cobwebs indicate that no one has touched this burger for weeks/months. So...

12:18 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Just imagine that hamburger patty as your own, throbbing little heart, in the grip of the spider's cheese thingy.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

Boy...that spider will sure be happy after he realizes he caught a flying burger. Nice job, little guy.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Froofroo said...

But look they made a poufy web-like bun too! you have to appreciate the yeasty artistry that went into that if nothing else

1:48 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

That is one well guarded burger!

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say Good-bye to the Anon "I'd fuck her" poster.

Moderation is NOT the key to a fulfilling life.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I'm so glad you're back. So did it taste as good as it looks? Come on, you know you wanted to find out...

4:38 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

That thing looks like it could be a really crappy weapon that a C-class superhero would get stuck with.

Rhinoceros Man, grab the Cosmic Energy Blaster.
“Hell yeah!”
Hawk Woman, you get the Plasma Death Ray.
“Woo-hoo!”
Iguana Man, you take the Nuclear Face Melter.
“Awesome!”
And Worm Boy, you get the Web-Shooting Cheeseburger.
“Aw, for fucks sake, man!”

4:53 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

my spidey sense is telling me it would be dangerous to eat that thing.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Pomme said...

I tasted it for you, and it *is* horrible. You just have your 2 slices of bread, your burger, and Emmental on it. Absolutely nothing else, no sauce, NO THING. Awful.

5:40 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

That cheese is pretty foul. Yuck. :(

6:29 AM  
Blogger FishNChimps said...

Come on, it's a good ad. Spiders eat their own webs and are therefore clever little recycling critters. It's a tidy reference to the pre-chewed meat-and-poo burgers that are sold in fast food restaurants around the world.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Chinaman said...

" Slinky Redfoot said...
maybe, after eating it, you'll shit a web

11:16 AM


Anonymous said...
Quick is actually a Belgian chain. I would think that with all the animosity between the French and the Belgians, that would be made patently clear.

That said, I think "100% Fromage Filant" would make a great band name.

11:35 AM


copyranter said...
Merci, anon.

11:38 AM


New York Punk said...
Besides the obvious repugnant aspects, this ad also doesn't work because the cobwebs indicate that no one has touched this burger for weeks/months. So...

12:18 PM


Moda di Magno said...
Just imagine that hamburger patty as your own, throbbing little heart, in the grip of the spider's cheese thingy.

1:20 PM


Middle Name: Stanley said...
Boy...that spider will sure be happy after he realizes he caught a flying burger. Nice job, little guy.

1:31 PM


Froofroo said...
But look they made a poufy web-like bun too! you have to appreciate the yeasty artistry that went into that if nothing else

1:48 PM


ricpic said...
That is one well guarded burger!

2:22 PM


Anonymous said...
Say Good-bye to the Anon "I'd fuck her" poster.

Moderation is NOT the key to a fulfilling life.

3:23 PM


Chris said...
I'm so glad you're back. So did it taste as good as it looks? Come on, you know you wanted to find out...

4:38 PM


Middle Name: Stanley said...
That thing looks like it could be a really crappy weapon that a C-class superhero would get stuck with.

Rhinoceros Man, grab the Cosmic Energy Blaster.
“Hell yeah!”
Hawk Woman, you get the Plasma Death Ray.
“Woo-hoo!”
Iguana Man, you take the Nuclear Face Melter.
“Awesome!”
And Worm Boy, you get the Web-Shooting Cheeseburger.
“Aw, for fucks sake, man!”

4:53 PM


HighJive said...
my spidey sense is telling me it would be dangerous to eat that thing.

7:03 PM


Pomme said...
I tasted it for you, and it *is* horrible. You just have your 2 slices of bread, your burger, and Emmental on it. Absolutely nothing else, no sauce, NO THING. Awful.

5:40 AM


Maulleigh said...
That cheese is pretty foul. Yuck. :(

6:29 AM


FishNChimps said...
Come on, it's a good ad. Spiders eat their own webs and are therefore clever little recycling critters. It's a tidy reference to the pre-chewed meat-and-poo burgers that are sold in fast food restaurants around the world."

You guys (actually girls) suck a lot.

Fuck y'all

If u read this you aren't sexy.

SEXY PARTY!!!

7:28 PM  

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