I was able to make four.
Dear Ketel One Drinker COLON? Dear Ketel One Drinker COMMA? Dear Ketel One Drinker DASH? Dear Ketel One Drinker ELLIPSIS? How bout you nimrods learn how to punctuate your own doodle-brained ads before you invite me (well not me, I don't drink Ketel One) to play a stupid fucking language game.
(tip sent in by Barbara Scarpa)
previously in imbecilic Ketel One ads:
1. Not everyone hates Ketel One ads...
2. "famous Dutch shrinks" returns zero Google matches.
3. My correspondence with Ketel One continues...
4. You don't have a mouth, Ketel One phone kiosk...
5. Ketel One's subliminal advertising.
6. An unsigned letter from a distillery in Holland.
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