My correspondence with Ketel One continues...
(scanned from Domino magazine)previously in Ketel One ads:
1. You don't have a mouth Ketel One phone kiosk. You can't "say" anything.
2. Got it yet? Take your time.
3. An Unsigned Letter from a Distillery in Holland.
posted by copyranter @ 9:30 AM
7 Comments:
Where's the comma after "drinker?"
Also, all the words after "drinker" aren't working. This is still a lame ad, starkness and blackletter aside.
I'll have another Yuengling!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my jesus "cram it up your wrinkly shitter" that is poetry man.
I'm begging you - post more often. You're a copy genius.
Your erudition take my breath away, 'ranter. No wonder they pay you the big bucks.
Tastes like 300 year-old piss, too.
Do you have an email address for Ketel One (I can't seem to get into their site). I have bought MANY bottles of their vodka and always keep it in the freezer. The last bottle is freezing which leads me to believe there is water in the bottle (never had that experience before).
lederman12@aol.com
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