Thursday, January 11, 2007

copyranter Equine's Posterior Award™.

(from the November 27th, 2006 Fortune)
"Today to be hip, you’ve got to be real..."David Roman, marketing communications VP, Hewlett-Packard. Congratulations David! (he's responsible for this BS) You're my December 2006 Equine's Posterior Marketing Award winner! (This will be a regular feature from now on, either weekly or monthly. Just look for the chocolate horse's ass)
previously in corporate idiots:
1. ...the difference being his salary is about 6 bucks a second.
2. Jesus Jeans.
3. Jason Binn is a Prick: the evidence.
4. How did Air France become #1 in Europe?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a finski says he snaps his fingers every time he says "hip."

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How big is that chocolate ass? Big enough to fuck?

3:50 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

that depends on the size of the carrot, anon.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmm. Equine's Posterior Award™.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Steve Feinberg said...

Definitely worth a special mention for assholicness but also confirmation of a general rule:
talking about advertising to civilians makes you sound like an idiot.

2:03 PM  

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