Page A2 of the New York Times is usually fucking hilarious.
"Aah, hahahahahahahaha! OH MY GOD! (snicker. spittle.) Darfur? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god, my sides. 50 dead in Baghdad car bombing....Haaaaahahahahahhaha!!! Honey, check out this funny corpse!"
previously in NY Times is stupid:
1. Times lets you know just how stupid they think you are.
2. Take a trip down memory lane (a toll road) with Times Select.
3. Tommy, I think about Sex. A LOT.