Page A2 of the New York Times is usually fucking hilarious.
"Aah, hahahahahahahaha! OH MY GOD! (snicker. spittle.) Darfur? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god, my sides. 50 dead in Baghdad car bombing....Haaaaahahahahahhaha!!! Honey, check out this funny corpse!"previously in NY Times is stupid:
1. Times lets you know just how stupid they think you are.
2. Take a trip down memory lane (a toll road) with Times Select.
3. Tommy, I think about Sex. A LOT.
posted by copyranter @ 9:00 AM
11 Comments:
The NYTimes has killed 3,000 soldiers in Iraq. Wake up or fall asleep in the bathtub.
cats are of course welcome to comment on my blog, but please try to stay on topic of the post. thank you.
Your post is a BIT cynical but you do have a point. Perhaps next time the guy should be reading the sports section or something.
they used the front page because it has the biggest NYT logo.
Good observation. He must have shares in Halliburton.
the Times has the worst fucking advertising in the country, which is surprising since they're such know-it-alls. Why don't they get Stuart Elliot to run that dept?
I like the new branding of copyranter. A finger instead of that cramped kitchen back shot "somewhere in the nasty city," hands on back of head, posing like Madonna.
While the new image gets the message across clearly, one wonders if it isn't maybe a little too obvious.
Never one to question His Rantship, I will shut up now.
just please keep keeping an eye on my horrible spelling, Jetpacks.
He's reading another "prominent" story correction. "In yesterdays article on attacks in Baghdad, the 54 dead were misidentified as maintenance workers. The correct term is "faceless, nameless brown-skinned drones."
Of course, page 2 is also chock full of jewelry/watch ads, so maybe he's just reading the prices. They sure make me chuckle.
Maybe he's reading Dilbert.
Speaking on behaving of my cat, I would just like to say
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He appreciates the opportunity to make his opinion heard.
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