Friday, January 05, 2007

Match.com finally brings the bOObage.

The match.com honchos, maybe even ladies-man owner Barry Diller himself, must have finally had enough of true.com's DD-Cup come-hither not-member models. As you can see ("It's OK to look™" is their new tagline), they've trotted out their own plunging neckline. And it appears that "Brody100" is actually a real member of match.com. However, my adguy sense is tingling. I think Brody is a Lie Well Disguised—either a match employee or a paid plant. Her username is suspect. Plus—peanut butter, jelly and egg sandwiches? Please.
update: She says she's a "life coach" in her profile, which is headlined "World traveler now ready to explore the dating jungle..."

previously in online dating:
1. BIKINI KILL.
2. Breaking News Now...
3. This is my diaphragm. Scared?

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think BD would better be described as a man's man

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hate and anger and disappointment and rage can be channeled in music into the most positive place."
--Brody Dalle

Channeled? Positive place? No wonder I hate the young.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you think she looks like a lie? Those boobs look pretty saggy to me and she looks like a shredder. Probably weighs more than twice what you weigh. Yeah, there's never anyone good on match dot com.

12:26 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

"a shredder"...I love you Ihatecopyranter...

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't that the girl that TAN dated and then she wrote that funny/awful post about him before she left town?

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As someone who will admit to meeting his wife -- who totally schools Ms. Boobtacular in hotness -- on Match.com, I must say that if I were still single, this ad would probably drive me to eHarmony. If only to find out what my true personality is. And by "true" I mean "dominant."

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Life coach?" Isn't that code for "nagging cunt?"

After the first date I should expect a project plan and associated task list aimed at my personal improvement. That's a $999 value, free of charge thanks to Match.com!

1:14 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

excellent, anon

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Brody 100, who actually was selected by Match.com from their client list, and she is better looking than her picture. Match.com used camera angles and pose to bring boobs front and center, bringing out the suckers in the blogs who go into feeding frenzies over such bait. But the real center of Brody is her laugh, which ought to be obvious from the picture... She's laughing about peanut butter...

Sound too good to be true, Copyranter? Yet it's "the real thing", as we used to say before you Mad Ave guys turned it into Coke. Brody's minor tragedy in life is that men who deserve her are too intimidated by her good looks to ask for a date, but dirtbags in search of trophies are ready to step right forward. With Match.com, at least she gets a second look before a commit even to a meeting, just the kind of thing you'd expect a "life coach" to coach you to do.. .

9:09 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

riiight. and she wasn't paid to be in the campaign, right?

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I'm not mistaken, Brody was a sometime model in her post Vassar/ pre life coaching days. As I recall she was a bit of a snob. Perhaps she was just insecure. I don't know if that makes this ad more or less false. Perhaps "the gentleman" could clear it up.

3:24 PM  
Blogger seawell said...

i am exercizeguy from the match.com "it's ok to look" campaign. i met brody at the original photo shoot. she's a "real" person. she is an extremely bright, well-traveled, well-educated person. we are all "real" people. none of us were paid for participating in the campaign.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing that exercizeguy. This is Milosmom from the campaign. Match.com e-mailed random members asking if they would like to participate in this campaign. We all had a great time taking part in this. I decided to participate because I believe Match.com works. I am now dating the most wonderful guy because of of Match.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save your money - Match.com sucks. There are no girls on there like Milosmom or those hot girls you see in their stupid webcam ads on Myspace, and if by any tiny chance there are, they never use their profile. Which is another sucky thing about Match -- the site is flooded with people who don't even use their profile anymore. It's also relatively flooded with spam profiles. It's crap - go out and just find someone the old fashioned way. You'll save both your money and your time. Don't listen to Milosmom or whatever, she's full of crap.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound bitter Anonymous. Maybe you should go the the gym more often, take a shower, get a haircut. Keep heart! There's someone for everyone!

11:32 AM  

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