"On The 12th Evil Day of Christmas..."
Type "Dead Santa" into Google Image search and this shot shows up about 100 times—so I sure as shit ain't gonna try to track down who the hell posted it first. Also showing up was this shot of Illinois corpse Robert Rion who, after legally changing his name to Santa Claus, was found dead in his home (true story). Last Year: The R. Kelly X-Mas album.
posted by copyranter @ 7:30 AM
3 Comments:
The kid'll be alright. By the looks of him he'll grow up big enough to whack anyone who gets in his way. No need for a Santa protection clause in his future.
Santa has been dead for seven years!
I never knew Santa lived to be over 160.
I think this photo should be your Lies Well Disguised profile logo on gawker.
I've grown tired of the eye patch guy getting measured for a suit. Doesn't look like you at all.
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