Tuesday, December 26, 2006

"On The 10th Evil Day of Christmas..."


Today is the 66th and 35th birthdays of Phil Spector and Jared Leto, respectively. Bat-shit insane Spector, one of the most important pop music producers in history, is scheduled to go on trial on January 16th for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. Actor Leto is the singer/guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars, one of the worst rock bands to ever plug in amps. I'll leave it to you to decide who is more Evil.
Last Year: "Smashed Frosty..."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Phil's head shrinking or is his hair inflating? Will any jury be fooled or distracted long enough to find him insane/not guilty? Tune in to NANCY SCREAMING GRACE to find out!

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spector was always a wack job. From what I understand he used to constantly threaten people with a loaded gun, (including artists when they were in recording sessions.)

He just got away with it because he was successful. Freaky.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confusing post, my friend...

Jared Leto? Evil?

Insipid perhaps, and a name (not even a person) that enters and exits my mind in the blink of an eye.

Now the guys at Google who claim to "do no evil"... they deserve to be put under the microscope.

6:30 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Have you ever heard his "music?"

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Point taken.

The only possible motive behind such noise must be world domination, inspired by Joan Collins' cameos as "The Siren" in the Batman series.

Leto is far more evil and cunning than Phil Spector.

He should be brought to trial at the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity.

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Spector created The Wall Of Sound to drownout the deafening din within?

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cr - when you say worst rock band ever, you are factoring in Yoko, yes?

11:39 AM  

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