New Zoo York Jenna Jameson deck likely to send many rail-grinding, boner-sporting Sk8er boyz to the emergency room.
(click ad for closer look)
I got a Porn Star between my legs (heh heh)...Is that design available in a looongboard (wink wink)?...Oh yeah baby, I grind all day (sorry). What do I think of the ad, via david & goliath? Meh. The Kama Sutra's been riffed on many times before...this execution is above average. Buuut, wouldn't Jenna be a bit of a distraction while trying to perform your triple Ollies or whatever the fuck it is you street rebels call your slick tricks these days? previously in ad phallicism: TOO MUCH TEETH!!!; these men's dress shoes are Large Penises; two gay men separated by big, sweaty Bud Light bottle. (image via)
posted by copyranter @ 10:30 AM
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The pic they used for the bottom of the board is JJ circa ~1996. Unfortunately, she doesn't look anything like that more. Have you seen her lately? Yikes.
Well, the design is on the bottom of the deck (where the wheels are) so it would only be distracting if you were flipping your board for a particular trick. You don't want the design on top, or else your shoes will scuff Ms. Jameson. And she is dirty enough already.
thank you anon and doug. Obviously, I don't skateboard, and I haven't looked at internet porn since 1996.
Obviously it’s meant to be a “special” collectors board, look how he lovingly holds it. It’s blatantly telling you that if you come and buy their boards you can screw Jenna. You would have to buy two of course; it wouldn’t do to damage your “special” Jenna.
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