Friday, December 17, 2010

Cumming Soon: Ron Jeremy Rum.


(click image) Sorry, Ron de Jeremy rum, the "adult rum." A white rum, it would appear. Probably with a cloudy viscosity. It's the bottle to stick between Salma Hayek's Campari breasts. Get on the waiting list here (via). Related: Jimi Hendrix electric vodkaJustin Timberlake's sexxxy tequilaDave Schultz wine.

6 Comments:

Blogger M said...

Also arriving soon is Ron's starring role in the non-adult new movie "Beaches, Buns and Bikinis." Ron plays a wise beach sage who owns the coolest hotdog stand on the sand and dispenses love advice to the young.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't the bottle neck have been over 10 inches long?

3:27 PM  
Blogger olli.hietalahti said...

Thanks for the post. Just one minor correction. It's definitely not white but exceptionally smooth 7-year old dark rum from Panama. Created by 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco "Don Pancho" Fernandez.
Olli Hietalahti, CEO One Eyed Spirits

12:06 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

No, thank YOU, One Eyed Spirits (snicker) CEO.

12:14 PM  
Blogger olli.hietalahti said...

No, definitely THANK YOU. We received lot of comments and tweets thanks to you. Keep ranting.
Olli

4:47 AM  
Anonymous Capn Jimbo's Rum Project said...

One of the problems with a not-yet rum is the absence of a good rum review from a dependable resource. Accordingly The Rum Project (linked at our name) is both pleased and honored to publish the very first review of this not yet-rum which manages to wipe away the, uh, confusion and misunderstanding. Ron de Jeremy truly ends the world of rogue rum as we know it. Single male whisky lover may now exhale.

Be sure to read this first - and only - review of this amazing rum on the net today!

10:57 AM  

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