Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Campari's New Superliminal Print Ad Campaign.



Eschewing the standard subliminal liquor ad practice of retouching sexy images into ice cubes, Campari has pulled all of the print ads from its latest campaign featuring Salma Hayek and re-art directed them (above) to directly and unquestionably focus on the two reasons they hired Hayek in the first place.
"We bought out the pics from the Hayek shoot, so we can use them however we please," said new Campari CEO Bob Kunze-Concewitz. "Our U.S. sales have risen this year, but the weak dollar is killing is," continued Kunze-Concewitz. "We think this new 100% honest marketing approach will really firm up sagging revenue."
Neither Hayek nor her publicist could be reached for comment.
previously in SEX in advertising:
1. Floors so clean you can eat [your wife] off of them!
2. Dis is how they do subliminal advertising in Queens.
3. Everything you need to get the [blow] job done.
4. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
5. Actually, it's a Raging Chubb.
6. American Apparel post thread.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those don't look like they're "sagging"

11:06 AM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

"Mmm...Yampari.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like it better. you get the boobs without the guilt.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And lest we forget...those are MEXICAN boobs!

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they’re Mexican-American actually.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, although I think the woman is Mexican or Mexican-American, I believe the boobs are straight-up American.

(If you look at some quite old pictures of Salma)

6:32 PM  
Blogger warykitty said...

wow.

it would have been funny if they kept in the "Hotel Campari featuring Salma Hayek. . ." from the full body ads.

2:39 PM  

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