(beep) "Hello, this is all-star shortstop Derek Jeter...

(It's Jessica Alba day here on copyranter...)
"...and if you happen to be one of the model-slash-actresses I've slept with over the last 10 years, I'd just like to tell you that you might have herpes. Have a nice day and, Let's Go Yankees! clap clap clap-clap-clap"...(beep)
(1st frame of an XM Satellite Radio web flash ad)
previously in I hate the fucking Yankees:
1. Bleacher Creature cuff-links.
2. Alex, put your big pants on!
3. Yankee clubhouse smells like whorehouse.
4. Is IT In YOU?