Some stylist, somewhere, thought this was representative of a "lucky" shirt.
(click ad to closely examine/analyze the illustrations/markings on Ace's shirt)previously in men's fashion:
1. Increase your carbon cockprint.
2. Cole loses another battle in War on Words.
3. What's Italian for TWAT?
4. Most douche ever splattered on a polo shirt.
5. Jigga gettin' "A River Runs Through It".
6. A small price to pay for a big package.
posted by copyranter @ 2:55 PM
8 Comments:
This ad hurts my eyes.
Why is his face all crooked? Is that suppose to be a smug little smirk? Looks more like a stroke victim (with apologies to real stroke victims out there), but seriously I can almost see the drool hanging from the corner of his mouth. This one's art director should be forced to spend a night at a redneck bar, wearing that shirt.
Lucky to be alive after leaving the house in that shirt. It's LensCrafters though, the AD is probably from Kansas and has previously only done ads for Men's Warehouse..
What is luck, really?
When I combine my "lucky" shirt with my "lucky" glasses, "lucky" hair gel, "lucky" smirk, "lucky" two-day stubble, and of course my lucky leopard print man-thong, then it's really more about destiny, isn't it? I mean, who is going to resist this combo?
Fuck luck. I'm the man.
Open Your Eyes™, already.
Funny. I looked at that picture and thought, "Hmm. Lens Crafters is now using Old Scratch as a model for their glasses." I had my suspicions about that crotchety sales lady the last time we went for fitting... at the time I was thinking "Nurse Ratched" but now I realize she was merely one of the minions for the Prince of Darkness.
there's a worse ad in the series, soemthing about a woman's lucky lipstick. it's obviously fake photoshop, smeared all over her mouth in bright pink.
i just bought some new glasses from lenscrafters today, and while in the store i laughed at two other posters from this campaign:
1) hot girl wearing glasses and red lipstick. "Your lipstick makes you feel flirty. Do your glasses?"
and my personal favorite:
2) black dude wearing blinged out watch. "Your watch reminds you how far you've gotten. Do your glasses?"
-emma
That would be the most successful advert ever if ads were interactive and you could punch that smug cunt in his chin all day and night.
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