copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- TV spot: Swiss newspaper mocks Obama's economic po...
- The worst Christmas gift of all time?
- Stella Artois has killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rei...
- Russian Ad Watch: Microlab speakers make women org...
- Link Haze, 12/22/10.
- PISS-vertising via Turkey.
- When Lawyers Advertise: NYC edition.
- Is this UK PlayStation Ad Racist?
- Eating Disorder Ad of the Week.
- (cool) Disposable Chopsticks Tree Installation in ...



6 Comments:
Same to you. Looking forward to more copyranting next year.
And a Merry Christmas to you ranter.
Here's hoping you won't find any of these items in your stocking:
Snake sweater, pocket guide to vagina euphemisms, saggy pants garter belt, 'Darkie' brand shaving soap, but most of all, an authentic crown of thorns.
CHEERS!!!
Merry Christmas, Ranter. Of all the Christmas posts I have seen, this one is my absolute favorite! Pope Grinchus never made me smile so broadly until I saw this!
merry christmas, crabbyranter!
merry back at you.
the Grinch? Noooo.... he's Simon Bar Sinister (in red Prada slippers, of course).
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