Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow Irish Americans.

And of course, to all the lads and lasses on the Emerald Isle—it's a wonderful, beautiful place. A place where strong, smelly men often wrestle in meadows, and then bathe together in streams with Irish Spring—the gentle soap that leaves your skin with that fresh clean cheese grater feeling.
By the way, Guinness does taste better there than here.
Related: the cute little Guinness pool cue ad.
Related: the Guinness group sex video ad (sorta nsfw).