I am sick and fucking tired of looking at how fucking relaxed Roger Fucking Federer is.

(click ad) For months now, almost every goddamn week in the New Yorker, there that prissy fuck is: looking more and more relaxed in his Credit Suisse ads. LOOK at him here, rubbing his rich-ass zen-ness into my poor-ass stressed face. He needs to be punched in the face by John McEnroe.