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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Today's ad on the subway that pissed me the f*ck o...
- The most insane men's deodorant commercial ever wo...
- It's the "Greenest" billboard ever!
- If only all commercials were this GRRREEEAAATTT.
- Today's sexist racist candy ad is via India.
- Greenpeace spoofs the VW little Darth Vader spot.
- What is a Fauxhemian? This is a Fauxhemian.
- Link Haze, 6/27/11.
- Print ad ends Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
- Watch a man wash his arsehole and pee in the showe...