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Holy shit, I do see the light, the classical, serene, "come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" outstretched arms pose... amazing!
Ok, it doesn't hold a candle to Christ The Redeemer, Corcovado, Rio de Janeiro, but I would certainly bow and wow in veneration before it.
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Why did you delete the Occupy Bestbuy post? Get threats? Hmm......
No, it ended up being a boring thing.
Holy shit, I do see the light, the classical, serene, "come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" outstretched arms pose... amazing!
Ok, it doesn't hold a candle to Christ The Redeemer, Corcovado, Rio de Janeiro, but I would certainly bow and wow in veneration before it.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Corcovado_statue01_2005-03-14.jpg
In other news... Wine shoots through the nose of a Florida woman after she sees the image of Jesus on a pug's butt. #proofyouarehilarious
How many pig assholes did that farmer have to look at before he found one that resembled Jesus?
What's that old saying, about the Son shining on a pug's ass every now and them?
Seeing Jesus in a dog's asshole is even better than seeing God the spider behind the wallpaper. If only Ingmar Bergman had been more creative.
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