Junior Copywriters—this is who you are.
posted by copyranter @ 11:20 AM
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6 Comments:
I'm a junior copywriter. This is perfect.
LOL
I'm a senior copywriter, but i still disappear when the concept is done.
But art directors do the same when the ads are only with titles.
They just say "i'll put the text tomorrow"
As a big fan of (real) blues music, I love the Black Keys one. Perfect.
#4 applies to copywriters at all levels, punfortunately.
Four hits. Auch. Baby don't hurt me.
I know I shouldn't like 'punfortunately', but I'm still grinning like the stupid junior copywriting douchebag I am.
It's flawless.
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