The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), but I'm done as a reviewer, at least full-time. I'm also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
This is a campaign I'd love to work on—I'd drink for free at every frat party in America. All the heavy machinery just adds to the ambiance. 33%?!? Maybe when I was 14. Previously in this campaign: FAP The One.