The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
Singing animals—how fucking novel. Where are the black lambs, you racist elitist preppy noodle-armed fucktards in boring, ugly fucking clothes? FUCK YOU, Biff.
Ad agency: none. Previously: FUCK YOU, STARBUCKS (holiday spot).