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posted by copyranter @ 3:30 PM
8 Comments:
Very classy.
They work without words, but can anybody translate the text for us? I'm not sure I'll enter the correct Cyrillic letters into Google Translate.
I showed them to my cat and they bored the hell out of him. Look at his impression. That means they are pretty uncool, which they are.
http://i.imgur.com/jNg7e.jpg
That cat looks like he doesn't think anything is cool.
"That cat looks like he doesn't think anything is cool."
For the most part. That's why I named him Copyranter.
Translations...
The one with bread: "Help for the starving, American style".
The one with Air Force dropping bombs on the Vietnamese: "Stop the murderer".
The one with the belt around the globe: "The sphere of vital interests of the USA".
The one with the olive branch: "Peace loving according to Washington".
The one with the billiards balls: "Refrain from nuclear first strike".
Thank you, Ankakh!
You probably have these framed in your studio apartment you Obama apologist asshole!
You probably have a picture of Newt's shriveled, gray hair-covered nutsack framed in yours.
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