Parents: decode your teen's TXT lingo.
posted by copyranter @ 8:40 AM
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4 Comments:
My students are sexting all the time. It really vexes me that they do that while I am lecturing on the proper use of who and whom. One time I caught a student writing "cu46 after class" on his phone. I asked him what cu46 meant and he said see you for sex.
Now, I am familiar with these other terms too:
8 Oral Sex
143 I Love You
DUM Do You Masturbate?
GNOC Get Naked On Cam
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
GNRN Get Naked right Now
FMH Fuck Me Harder
IWS I Want Sex
IIT Is It Tight?
Q2C Quick To Come
RUH Are You Horny?
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
S2R Send To Receive
NIFOC Naked In Front Of Computer
SorG Straight Or Gay?
JO Jerk Off
PAW Parents Are Watching
PIR Parent In Room
POS Parent Over Shoulder
YWS You Want Sex
WYCM Will You Call Me
Forgot some I my most used ones:
LKAHPT - Let's Kill a Homeless Person Tonight
INFDIMN! - I need five dicks in me now!
WHTPIT? - Who has the president in target?
MPADNMRMT - My parents are dead, no more reading mt texts
Dammit
.i thought they are working on some sciene project...A ..H2O or H2SO4... CH3CH2CH2CH....
This was originally made by Drew Toothpaste. I'm sure he'd appreciate the credit, and lots of his other stuff is very very funny.
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