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- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- The best/worst Star Trek mattress commercial ever....
- How to make a Skittles hamburger.
- THIS is the best Christmas decoration.
- Russian Ad Watch: Hip Hop Burger King (gawd).
- Your favorite brand logos—defiled by Comic Sans.
- Copywriters! what do you think of these wordplay a...
- Christmas Evil—the Nose Warmer.
- Date Rape: It's you fault, you drunken whore (prin...
- Rick "Brokeback Mountain" Perry.
- craigslist ad of the day.


2 Comments:
Art appreciation # 12
http://i.imgur.com/j1noG.jpg
Art is in the Eye of the Beholder.
Environmental activists have publicly endorsed this piece for advocating the ultimate in recycling, along with alternative medicine practitioners of urinotherapy.
Religious zealots have praised it by pointing to Proverbs 5:15:
Drink waters out of thy own cistern, and running waters out of thy own well.
- Webster's Bible Translation
Most cynics see it as a testament to 'plainness of living,' referencing Diogenes the Cynic, one of the founders of Cynic philosophy, who when seeing a child drinking from his hands threw away his cup and remarked, "A child has beaten me in plainness of living."
Cynics are so named for their indifference of their way of life, who like dogs, eat and make love in public, are shameless animals. Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public, and pointed at people with his middle finger.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Diogenes-statue-Sinop-enhanced.jpg
In my opinion, I don't see what its goal, purpose or direction is... in one word, aimless.
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