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Anonymous 3:25 claims that "those who protest the most usually are trying to cover their true yearnings". By that logic, Charlie Sheen really wants to be celibate and Pope Benedict became a priest because he wanted a harem.
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gayer than a wombat
Those who protest the most usually are trying to cover their true yearnings...See you at the parade Rick!
Sausage, you say that as if it was a bad thing.
Anonymous 3:25 claims that "those who protest the most usually are trying to cover their true yearnings". By that logic, Charlie Sheen really wants to be celibate and Pope Benedict became a priest because he wanted a harem.
What is the point? That he's a well dressed homophobe? That brokeback mountain was actually dressing too straight?
No, the point is that Rick Perry likes dicks in his mouth and ass.
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