craigslist ad of the day.
posted by copyranter @ 5:15 PM
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- Name: copyranter
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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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7 Comments:
LMAOROFLPIMP (yeah I am that old)
What will the poor boy say when he comes home for Christmas and finds that his innocent meddling parents have sold off his dearest possession - the well used "paper weight"
@ B McM
So which is, did you 'party,' did you 'pee' in your pants while laughing your ass off rolling on the floor or are you just a 'Positive Individual Making Progress,' 'Player in Management Position,' 'Personal Internet Mail Processor?'
I really enjoyed the original Swedish trilogy and I've just seen the trailer for the US version of 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,' and Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander scares the 'skit' out of me.
Your thoughts.
This is the perfect Christmas gift for Copyranter. He would enjoy sitting on it.
@-1-T-M-. of course I meant "Player in Management Position" ;P
@Ms Anonymous, Now, please tell me, why would copyranter want to sit on a paper weight? He seems more like a strapping and studly piece of man meat that is secure in his unfortunate state of heterosexuality. (We must make excuses for him, he was probably born that way. With some luck it can hopefully be prayed away.)
How do you know that he is a strapping and studly piece of man meat?
Maybe he was just an angsty Rage Against the Machine fan?
I'm calling bullshit on this ad.
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