copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Russian Ad Watch: Hip Hop Burger King (gawd).
- Your favorite brand logos—defiled by Comic Sans.
- Copywriters! what do you think of these wordplay a...
- Christmas Evil—the Nose Warmer.
- Date Rape: It's you fault, you drunken whore (prin...
- Rick "Brokeback Mountain" Perry.
- craigslist ad of the day.
- Walmart does the creepiest cat ad ever for X-Mas.
- What NOT to mail out as a marketing stunt: live go...
- the artsiest...hearing aid ads you'll ever see.


12 Comments:
I'm a Jewish atheist who has never decorated for anything, but I'd do this on my house in an instant, except I have the wrong style of house to it.
So what are you, an atheist or jewish?
jewish atheist lol ?
anonymous Jewish atheist
A Jewish atheist is one who is culturally Jewish but doesn't believe in any of that fantasy being in the sky bullshit!
hum... I´m catholic atheist also...
reverent agnostic here
I think your all f____d in the head
I think your all dicks.
The Blog Authour is a repressed screwball
Anon: "you're" x two.
You can't have a religion and not follow it to the point, so no, you are not jewish. You are a money-grubbing atheist. Cry about it when you die.
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