It's never too early to shop for the mercenary on your Christmas list.

It's the Blackwater Christmas tree ornament! Because nothing says "Joy To The World" like mass murder in Mesopotamia!
For the price of $11.50 (plus shipping), you too can get this stylish decoration—featuring the warm, cuddly BW bear print logo—and place it reverently on your tree next to Rudolph and Jesus.
Then, on Christmas Eve, you can gather the children 'round and tell them the story of Blackwater Bear, the Grizzly that mauled a bunch of Grinches disguised in robes.
previously in sick X-Mas:
1. XXX-Mas pornaments.
2. Easy-Bake® Meth Lab.
3. proof that X-Mas is Evil.
4. Happy Holidays from Danzig.