copyranter hits rock bottom.
(click image to admire stitching)
Many of you are too young to remember the 70s; The shirts were polyester; the shoes were platform; and the women's jeans were tight. Skin tight. No, you're not thinking tight enough. So tight, that women would have to get somebody to use pliers to pull up the zipper. Miss Levi's was one of the more popular lines.
But, that's neither here nor there (I love that cliché). I'm only posting this so's you all can compare the above 70's Ass to the previously-posted 00's German subway poster Ass and Kate Moss's NoHo Ass. Which Ass is hotter? Tighter? More squeezable? Better crack-age? Leave your vote in the comments. My girlfriend's gets my vote.
Thanks to Steve Hall at adrants for the Miss Levi's Ass ad.)
previously in ASS:
1. eau de ASS.
2. Continuing with Ass Month on copyranter.
3. Cracks starting to show in American Apparel empire?
4. ...so feel free to wear your tightest short-shorts, ladies.
on Gawker: The most exploitive use of ass in an ad ever?