Link Haze, 10/05/07.

• Many of you may find this hard to believe (especially considering these past posts), But I genuinely wish Donny Deutsch luck in his upcoming ratings battle with the new Fox Business Channel. (link)
• A UK agency called Nonsense wants you to vote on which direction, creatively, their website should go. Go vote. I think they should use their grannies. (link)
• NYC agency Gigantic is suing NYC agency We Are Gigantic. Normally, I'd say 'fuck both youz," but since We Are Gigantic is responsible for this not-funny "funny" work for Mike's Hard Lemonade, I side with Gigantic. (link)
• ADam's P.A. had to delete his funny diary about his former shitstick CD boss, for, he says, legal reasons. However, he sent me a PDF of all his posts; if you want a copy, write me.
• The Observer asks Why Have Ad Men Lost Their Mojo? I don't have the definitive answer, but you'd certainly never have seen Bill Bernbach doing what this guy is doing. (link)
• Pink shotguns for the ladies, so they can finally feel comfortable hunting deer. They can wear their pink hockey jerseys to stay warm. (link)
• I love some of these posters from the 1920s for the London Tube. (link, via adfreak)
• Yes, I suppose a knuckle-knock is a better option than the handshake during flu season. (link)
• Via The Assimilated Negro: "Natural" Cheetos® —the most oxymoronically-named product of our time? (link)
• Bermuda is quickly becoming the fattest country in the world. They blame...Coco-Pops®. (link)
• Smuggler hides ecstasy tablets in...Mr. PotatoHead ("I Love You!"). (link)
• Speaking off drugs, one of my favorite things in this whole wide world is when pot dealers rip of candy packaging design to wrap their product. (link)
• AND finally, there's still one BACON WRISTBAND left to give away! Send me a KICKASS tip you lazy slugs!