Christmas Evil—the Nose Warmer.
The Snot Collector! Yeah, let me put one of those on and hit the rink. Doubles as a Penis Warmer for you, anonymous troll. Previously in: Christmas Evil.
posted by copyranter @ 8:40 AM
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Friday, December 09, 2011
The Snot Collector! Yeah, let me put one of those on and hit the rink. Doubles as a Penis Warmer for you, anonymous troll. Previously in: Christmas Evil.
9 Comments:
If you want me to wear it as a penis warmer, you will have to put it on my penis yourself, dickhead.
That'll be easy when you're unconscious (you know the drill, face-to-face, coward).
C'mon, I've heard better trash-talking at a pee-wee hockey game.
@ anon (aka:Yellow-bellied weasel)
OR is that you Alexandra?
Whoever you are, obsessive love is a state in which one person feels an overwhelming obsessive desire to possess another person toward whom they feel a strong sexual attraction, with an inability to accept failure or rejection.
Although not categorized under any specific mental diagnosis by the DSM IV, the problem is believed by many to be a mental illness that may be related to obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Obsessive lovers may feel entirely unable to prevent themselves from extreme behaviors such as stalking, rape, and other acts of violence toward themselves, their target, or others. They may be entirely convinced that their feelings are love, and may reject the idea that their severe obsession is not love.
Ovid in his Remedia Amoris, provides advice on how to overcome inappropriate or unrequited love. The solutions offered include travel, teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages), bucolic pursuits, and (ironically) avoidance of love poets'.
'Tennov (1979) has suggested that the only cure for being in love is to get indisputable evidence that the target of one's love is not interested'.
So ranter, stop with the physical threats, can't you see it only makes it worse.
Simply tell him/her "I'm very flattered, BUT AM NOT INTERESTED."
Sadly i feel you get off on this psychosexual sparring.
I wish I knew who all you damn people were. I could kill anon commenting, but, nah.
-1-T-M-: I WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE, that's the point.
I am not going to waste my time reading that flaming homo's comment. I am talking about the person known as 1TM.
I'm sure you've heard better trash talking. Didn't you work on a trash disposal campaign? Remember to take the trash out tonight.
So, you're a long-time reader. Or, I know you——which would explain why you're too much of a fucking coward to meet me, because you know you'd end up in the emergency room.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/7/14/90%20Trash%20Taking%20Out%20the%20Trash.jpg
ladies, ladies, calm down.....someone will sprain their vagina
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