Russian Ad Watch: Hip Hop Burger King (gawd).
Not pit bulls, daschunds. Ballerinas. Unicorns. Mullets.
This is your fault, urban African Americans.
Previously in: Russian Ad Watch.
posted by copyranter @ 1:20 PM
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Friday, December 09, 2011
Not pit bulls, daschunds. Ballerinas. Unicorns. Mullets.
This is your fault, urban African Americans.
Previously in: Russian Ad Watch.
8 Comments:
Ain't that some shit.
Wow,
Who knew Russians could rap? And I can understand them as well as I can understand Amerikan Hip Hop.
Yeah, I am an old, get the hell off my lawn.
But nice beat, easy to dance to, give it a 85. Yeah, that old.
Have you been making any грамматическую ошибки в последнее время, Copyranter?* I've been busy putting the finishing touches on my memoirs. I am still not sure how my name should appear on the book. The Grammar Cunt or the Cunt of Grammar.
Mой дорогой друг ймейте большой выходные!**
*have you been making any grammatical errors lately?
**my dear friend, have a great weekend!
I couldn't make it past about the 0:30 mark, and I usually have a pretty good tolerance for bad music/videos/ads/train wrecks.
P.S. Dear Grammar Cunt,
I think "The Cunt of Grammar" is a better title. It's delightfully ambiguous, allowing for an interpretation like "Grammar's Cunt." I'm not sure whether it would be more like a lovely ladygarden or a back-alley dumpster; I guess one would have to read to find out.
@ TG Cunt
Gore Vidal, in his own memoir 'Palimpsest,' gave a personal definition: "a memoir is how one remembers one's own life, while an autobiography is history, requiring research, dates, facts double-checked."
As you've pointed out, you're only 18. Don't you mean it's a grammatically correct essay, to be self published as an e-essay with a few print copies... all in the name of vanity?
Russian rap and hip hop in general is a special kind of torture. It makes Russian pop seem like not such a bad idea. And that's saying a lot.
PS Cunt, please stop making grammatical mistakes in Russian. It's offensive to me not merely as a Russian but as a human being who knows how to use a semicolon.
And I'm sure your memoirs about trolling on-line are about an incredibly unique life...
Cheese on earth,
Online, not on-line. Mir ist egal, was Sie über mich denken.
Leck mich am arsch!
@ TG Cunt
With my very limited German, I thought 'Mir ist egal, was Sie über mich denken' translated to:
I'm now of legal age so suck my dick.
BUT NO
Google has it at:
I do not care what you think about me.
There's no mistaking what this means:
Leck mich am arsch!
Lick my ass!
So Cunt you're showing your true colours, and it's not all rainbows... do you eat with that mouth?
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