copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Here you will see a cat with a penis on its face (...
- Garnier anti-aging cream ad sh*ts in the mouth of ...
- Racist Ads of the Day (via Dubai).
- The absolute dumbest forklift ads ever.
- Disgusting Nose-picking Billboard.
- How do you guerrilla advertise to guerrilla fighte...
- Snatch? Snatch.
- FedEx—when you absolutely, positively need it deli...
- Texas Lawyer Beer Coaster Ad of the Day.
- Young French ad agency has big baby balls (NSFL).


3 Comments:
Hit the Head.
There were no swords, helmets, rockets or family jewels to polish, so I'm going with polishing the rock-hard staff of St. Peter.
Eight year olds, dude.
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