Friday, December 02, 2011

The Sketchiest Local Lawyer Billboards.

(click billboards, all via)
The eye-patched ambulance chaser is just precious.
Magilla Gorilla, Esq. is just fucking scary.
Lady DUI sounds like an alcoholic rapper's name.
The guy with his dogs I wouldn't trust as a notary public.
Previously: "I'm a lawyer. I'm on a billboard."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I drive by the dude with the dogs on my way to work. So bizarre.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

Not a single lawyer (two). Still, I have not seen anything worse than this.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is hilarious, vinnie!

ever argued with a woman is pretty good.

3:37 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Thanks Vinnie, will post on Monday.

3:39 PM  
Blogger JB said...

Eye patch guy has been around for years. I swear it switched sides at some point, but I could never prove it.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

There's more here:

Turns out this is a Chicago based law firm.

Curious what Corri Fetman, the "genius" lawyer behind these ads, looks like? I was!

Additional research reveals that Corri Fetman is the world's hottest female lawyer. She's got her own website:

She used to (maybe she still does) write an "advice" column for Playboy. And in her Playboy pictorial in the February 2008 issue, she revealed that the photos in one of her ads (maybe all of hers ads?) were of her and her personal trainer.

Someone (1TM) please tell me how this woman became a lawyer. I am confused.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone tell me how that idiot i have to deal with became a lawyer. i know more about law than this braindead prick. and he doesnt even look good. this world is fucked.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

better call saul!

9:20 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

@ Vinnie
Someone (1TM) please tell me how this woman became a lawyer. I am confused.

Keep in mind Vinnie that Corri D. Fetman deals with 'Divorce and Family Law,' NOT 'International,' 'Criminal,' 'Constitutional and Administrative,' etc. etc.

She's no Ashley Madison of 'Life is short. Have an affair.' She simply wants you to just get out of a bad situation, 'Life’s short. Get a divorce.'

Putting aside her ample bosOOm and 'legally blonde' demeanor, one has to trust the veracity of her bio where she extols that she, Corri D. Fetman, was educated with honors and is a member of the DePaul Law Review at DePaul University College of Law.

Other notable alumni:
- Clarence Darrow, a criminal defense attorney known for the Scopes Trial and the Leopold and Loeb case, among others, was an early adjunct professor at the College.
- Richard J. Daley, (1933), former mayor of Chicago
- Richard M. Daley, former mayor of Chicago

She is a media savant, a true Renaissance juggernaut of our age, a model and a figure and bodybuilder competitor, always in dynamic shape. She thrives in the spotlight, yet has never lost the twin qualities so instrumental in her success: humility and audacity. A self-made dynamo, a one-woman, eye-popping media force whose upcoming ad campaign is destined to generate even more controversy… and turn some heads.

Finally, your skepticism and confusion is shared by many, including Florynce R. Kennedy, a former U.S. lawyer, activist, civil rights advocate, and feminist, who once said "The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage."

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> Other notable alumni:

:-) we all know that the 'notability' of long dead persons simply infuses the incoming class with greatness. :-)


10:41 AM  
Blogger LibertyAtStake said...

"Ever Argued with a Woman" kinda works if the firm specializes in representing men in divorce proceedings.

“Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Johnny said...

Ever argue with a woman? LOL. It's a bit different sweetheart. In the courtroom you have to argue rationally. Simply browbeating and repeating logical fallacies in a shill voice doesn't cut it.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... Not to mention the horrible sight design, but the fact that this guy's all over the radio advertising how he too once had a DUI. If your good time goes bad, you're supposed to call him, but I'm not so sure I would.

12:13 PM  

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