Funny print ads for the new .xxx porn domain (sfw).
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Companies! Did you snatch up your .xxx domains at the end of 2011 so folks won't be watching bukkake clips on Revlon.xxx (they're safe)? If you didn't, it's too late! Anyway, here's a cheeky new campaign for the new internet home of porn. Ad agency: M&C Saatchi, UK. Thanks Stephen. Related—three fun porn blocker software campaigns: one, two, three (this one is hilarious).
posted by copyranter @ 10:45 AM
23 Comments:
I bet you've already registered copyranter.xxx so that someone won't make fun of your small penis by posting it online.
I'm not big enough (traffic-wise) to concern myself with that.
Client: ICM Registry
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/sep/23/mcsaatchi-wins-xxx-ad-account
Advertising the new domain is a waste of money. Porn companies (they call them "adult entertainment") already know about it. Good for Saatchi; easy account.
Here's some more .XXX ads from The Fearless Group: http://vimeo.com/channels/operationx
SFW, but banned from youtube!
I wanted to register http://lindsaylohan.xxx/ but they won't let me. Same for any other celebrity. Copyranter, now you try Peter North, your favorite male porn star. You've seen one too many movies with him.
That's because North is gay, and so am I, according to you.
where can i find an actual porn starring the girl from the first ad?
@ Anon 11:35: Pretty much all porn stars that girl, no?
Hey Ranter, re: the ins and the outs, front and whatever reason you brought back the orangey 'middle finger salute,' thought this compilation would compliment your graphic.
Movie Middle Fingers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPCiW2xFKf4&feature=player_embedded
Hey 1 Track Moron, how about you stop bitching about the orangey middle finger salute? If it bothers you so much, just stop trolling this blog, and get laid for once.
sorry cath, no porno films ever feature anyone like that girl. These ads feature glamour models, who are much better looking than actual porn stars, who tend to look like drug addled, worn-out skanks because, well...
@ Anon 2:27 PM
Hey I am 6'4", 250lbs, 3% body fat OR like-minded WANNABE, if my bitching about the orangey middle finger salute bothers you so much, just stop trolling this blog and go jerk-off, as per habit, to your favourite muscle love site.
What no gay execution? Two moving men spit roasting a musclebound mannequin would be make it a campaign. As it stands it's just racist towards gays.
It is not, as other Anon said, "racist against gays" but it really would have been nice to see even one male performer. As it is, the ads are 'men as real people' moving (/fucking) women as objects. Literally objectified to the point that they are moved like furniture... and only female performers. Sociologically, they really needed a sexualized, obvious male porn star being moved like an object, too.
Just sayin
Cannes Gold.
Hey 1 Track Moron, how about I fucking pulverize you, you ugly asshole piece of shit douchebag crooked teeth pansy-ass cocksucking jerkass?
These are funny ads? How so?
Your face. No, they're not HI-larious, but I got a smile out of the extremely literal visuals.
@ 6'4"-250lbs-3%
What a man! So full of contradictions. One minute you're cock-teasing me with an invite to an intimate tête-à-tête, the next, you're ready to pulverize my pansy and jerky ass, that may result in some dental realignment.
I know, it's the 'roids' talking, I wish you would lay off them. What a terrible price for you to pay, caring more about the outside than inside.
On a lighter note, when not alarmed and repulsed, your crass and over the top diatribes do bring me the odd smile now and then... take your use of 'VAGABOND' recently.
Directed at ranter, this time:
You should fucking go back to shithole you crawled out of. You do look like a vagabond.
GET WELL, ALL THE BEST, HUGS & :-* :-* :-*
Hey 1 track moron, I get it, you are a chick. You write like a stupid ugly chick, or a flaming homo. No dude would say hugs. You can either bench press 350+lbs, or I am done with you, pansy. FYI, I wasn't the one who made the comment you are talking about.
As I told you before, -1-T-M-, I have several anon friends.
@ ranter
You say there are several?... difficult to tell!
My compliments to you then for being able to distinguish who's who. Have you given each a nickname?
Still doesn't negate the fact that they're all cut from the same soiled cloth, pea-brains, out of the same psycho pod ward... which begs the question... what's the attraction?.
NOTE TO SELF:
Continue to be alarmed and repulsed by 6'4"-250lbs-3% body fat's (ranter approved) crass and over the top diatribes, continue as well being alarmed and repulsed by the other anon(s) expletive laden, verbal diarrhea, but may he/she slip in a bon mot (vagabond) now and then, so as to identify the miniscule difference.
I think I might be getting obsessed with the chick in ad # 2.
I really go for the mischievous type.
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