Meanwhile, in my hometown Walmart...

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I don't know for sure if this is via my redneck hometown Walmart, but I have little doubt that a very similar man wearing that exact shirt has shopped in my redneck hometown Walmart. Via.
Previously inside Walmart:
• Bud Tank.
• Bud Battleship.
• Jesus appears on Walmart receipt.
• Walmart receipt tells us what's to cum.