When lawyers advertise, hilarity ensues.
(click ad)In the locket is John Gordon of Gordon Arata McCollam Duplantis & Eagan, LLC of New Orleans. Maybe that's his wife's freckled upper chest? Looks like she's topless. Anyway, you're taught in ad school to almost never ask a question in your ad, because it invites people to give you an answer that you don't want; in this case that answer would be "ZERO". Click here to view more laughable law ads. Thanks Jason for the tip.
posted by copyranter @ 10:00 AM
3 Comments:
That’s a bowlful of wrong:
(1) Every lawyer knows you never ask a witness a question to which you don’t know the answer. But they do.
(2) Arata evokes errata. They make a lot of mistakes?
(3) They answer a question no one is asking: “Will you love me tomorrow?” It’s a law firm, not a sex partner.
(4) They evoke the truism “nobody on his deathbed wishes he’d spent more time at the office.” So what are they saying? They cut corners every chance they get?
(5) Overall, it’s creepy. Aimed at emotionally needy women. But what do I know? Maybe they’re banging clients left and right.
HOW MANY LAW FIRMS GENERATE THIS KIND OF RESPONSE?
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Gordon Arata McCollam Duplantis & Eagan, LLC of New Orleans
And that's not saying much for taking on Lindsay Lohan and her endorsement.
That could be LL fire crotch...but I'm sticking with my guess of Gordon's wifey.
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