Friday, February 10, 2012

Mitt Romney's Spotify list.

(click, via Brian Ries)
His name contains "money".

3 Comments:

Anonymous cath said...

Heh, his first and last names together could be anagrammed as "Money Trimmr." The "trimmed" e (c wut i did thar?) makes it hip* and reinforces the message of fiscal responsib--- blah blah blah...


*Not really. But he wouldn't know the difference.

It's terrible, but perhaps just terrible enough to be used in a political campaign. Call me, Mitt, and let's talk royalties.

P.S. Verification word: "grand." Even Blogger realizes the greatness of what I have done.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as we're on the topic of anagrams, here are a few more for Mitt Romney, if you'll allow me some punctuation:

My, I'm rotten
Mr. Enmity-to
Not my merit
Me, Mr. Tin Toy
Mr. Tiny, to me

And I came up with a few for you, too, Copyranter:

Toy Prancer
Tony Carper
Poetry Narc
Can Err, Typo
Narc re Typo (although that one's better suited to The Grammar Cunt)

Two that sound like sexual roles, but aren't:
Panty Corer
Pony Carter

Three of your favourite things:
Cat Rye Porn

...and my fave:
Errant Copy

Please don't be angry with me for making light of your name, CR. Just so you know, I'm 6 feet 2 inches, 240 pounds, 90 percent body fat, 10 percent loose change. Have pity.

~Harry from Edmonton

P.S. Cath, you're going to have to trim Trimmr to Trimr, to get it down to two M's. Don't worry, by extrapolation, that should make you twice as hip. (We won't worry about the missing second t.) And just so you know, yes I feel like a dick about being a letter nazi. It's Friday night, and I'm home alone making up anagrams. You can make fun of me for that.

2:29 AM  
Anonymous cath said...

Harry: You're right. I might have been drunk last night. Now that I'm slightly less drunk (moving into hangover territory -- unnngghhh...), I realize that my "anagram" wasn't really even close. Yours are (a) much better, and (b) actual anagrams.

Happy weekend :D

7:55 AM  

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