copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- All ad copywriters and art directors are whiny bit...
- Where's Waldo? Dead, in a Lee jeans ad.
- The GEICO pig needs to be slaughtered.
- Levi's again insults all women size six and up.
- Holy Goddamn Motherfucking Shitballs: a VW bus AT-...
- Santorum "cum blast" headline of the day.
- Dead, bloodied New York City pay phone of the day....
- Hilarious "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day...
- The most beautiful print ads ever produced for Gre...
- 1970s Pink Floyd Dole commercial will make you wan...



1 Comments:
Shia Fox -- or is it Megan LeBeouf? Anyways, the one with the suit in pic 2 -- looks a lot like Justin Bieber. Just sayin'.
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