Hilarious "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day.
posted by copyranter @ 11:15 AM
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3 Comments:
I knew someone going to art school who was completely serious when she said, "Peanuts is the most successful comic strip of all time because of the colors."
Looks like she ended up in politics.
Fundraising?
Whatever.
Toughest cop alive? Try again.
Check out the documentary 'Manda Bala' which highlights the kidnapping epidemic in Sao Paulo. The cop in the fillm, who is part of the elite kidnapping squad, has been shot FIVE TIMES by a .45, 9mm, a fucking SHOTGUN and various other firearms.
Go to rehab and cry for a pension like NYPD pussies after getting winged? No fucking way!!! This tough fuck goes balls-deep and lives his life Charles Bronson-style. He's literally riding his Harley in jeans and black t-shirt, killing bads guys.
This is the one guy I never want to get into a bar fight with. EVER!!!
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