Monday, February 20, 2012

If E.T. was my bartender, I'd drink myself unconscious (1980s Coors ad).

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He's be the PERFECT server. Everybody gets blotto, then E just touches everybody—BAM!—instant soberness. You get a punch card, and after 50 drunken nights, E restores your damaged liver.

3 Comments:

Anonymous KILL_ALL_HUMANS said...

Don't we all drink to get drunk???

4:09 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Not "drunk", UNCONSCIOUS.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Mitchell said...

I'll bet E.T. can really work a G-spot.

12:51 PM  

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