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posted by copyranter @ 2:30 PM
5 Comments:
Reminds me of a Bill Hicks joke.
Ummmm. there are five fingers on your hand? On the other hand as well...and there's also the penis...so kit kat is kinda redundant here
Marko...I believe this ad, which was totally approved by Nestlé, is referencing the sexual practice known as "fisting".
The pic is obviously stolen from porn. I wonder how long it will take one of your expert readers to identify the source? :)
Sick, I definitely don't want to buy a kit kat now. The company is stooping to a new low when they have to reference porn to sell candy.
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