1. (four associates examine a bell pepper)
I searched "Business Group Teamwork" on Getty and sifted through 41,177 photos to bring you this post. For authenticity, I didn't sign in to remove the watermarks.
Click photos to enlarge.
2. These "coworkers" have absolutely nothing in their offices. Not one fucking thing.
3. Title: "Authority".
That's it. That's all it said.
4. Title: "Acting Savagely".
Lord of the Flies office.
5. Just turn in your reports,
you metaphorical doofus.
6. All three women are wearing the exact same pair of fuck-me pumps. Nice work, stylist.
7. I have nothing to add.
8. On the floor.
9. Cliche + Racism = Awkward Stock Photo Hall of Fame.
10. Subtle, Getty.
11. Part of the "business people outside with colored big balls" series. There are also "yellow ball" and "white ball" sets.
12. The man is using two water glasses as binoculars. This is not mentioned in the description.
13. I believe they're headed to a scheduled mass suicide.
14. I don't know.
15. Either making sure they haven't hired any black people, or clean hands = clean decks, or something.
16. It's "Red Shirt Friday", Mary.
WHERE'S YOUR RED SHIRT?
17. HERE IT IS, TEAM.
THE "MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE".
18. Happy Birthday, Boss.
19. Lastly, there's this grey- and blue-besuited group of pale white middle managers looking for divine intervention to save their useless jobs.
6 Comments:
I once saw a porno that started out like that 10th photo.
^No9 too.
I want one minute of my life back
One minute? Next time you're wiping your ass, and it takes more than two passes, think of me.
Not sure if the joke is: corporate management types, stock photos or corporate management types who pay for stock photos thinking they contain some universal truth.
Maybe all of the above?
#15: "We're not corrupt!"
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