Wild Turkey's terrible "middle finger" video.

Fuck You Finger-vertising. Ugh. Bad punny concept. Stupid spot. Yes, let's all start ordering our bourbon rocks (my favorite drink, btw) by giving bartenders the fucking finger—especially in biker bars. This movement is sure to take off. Dipshits. And boy, that bar—and its patrons—looks like it's fucking fun as fuck.
Related: If this were the last bourbon brand on earth, I would not drink it.

Ford Gives Us The Finger.

This would have at least made some sense for fcuk eyewear.
OK first, let's review Tommy boy's juvenile oeuvre of schlockvertising:
To sell his men's fragrance, he gave us tit-fucking and cock-blocking. Then for menswear, it was a naked, nasty crotch-grab. Now, this double-page ad (scanned from the April Vanity Fair) for eyewear. Here are my professional interpretations of this piece. 1.) Like I said, Ford hates straight men. And this middle finger represents a straight man's penis being viciously chomped on. In fact, Ford would have preferred using a small white dick in the shot. 2.) Ford hates women. The woman is asleep (her eyes are closed), and this image represents a man throat-raping her. 3.) The woman is at a dentist's office for some drill work, and the dentist is cleaning some bits of tooth detritus out of her mouth. 4.) Ford is simply telling his critics "Fuck You." Your interpretations are welcome in the comments.
Also, Tommy? Not that it's an even mildly creative idea, but Diesel's been there, done that.

Middle Finger Friday.

(click ad, via) This is a trade ad by a coupla 12-year-olds at the Indian office of venerable worldwide agency Publicis for the Impulse brand soap dispenser, a Blue Circle product. I guess they didn't want to pay for a hand model and just shot somebody's ugly claw from the office. Previously in middle fingervertising: Tom Ford. Die Zeit.

(nsfw) Tom Ford eyewear: crows attack bird's nipples.

(click images, via) Images from Ford's upcoming fall/winter ad campaign, shot by the designer. Such a well-trained stuffed bird (the crow, I mean)! The bird (the model, I mean) is Freja Beha Erichsen. Previously, Ford has used middle finger biting, tit-fucking, pussyvertising, and cock-grabbing (nsfw) images in his ads.
You will be sexualized.

Tom Ford sniffing fragrance strips pulled out of a naked woman's butt (nsfw).

(click image, From the latest Russian GQ, via Jezebel)
Why? Because Ford is the edgiest fucker in fashion.
He put a fragrance bottle over an oiled woman's bald pussy (nsfw).
He sells eyewear by shoving a middle finger in a woman's mouth.
And he sells menswear with a naked woman grabbing a man's cock. (nsfw).
You are so much less edgy than him, you should just give it up already.

"She" magazine "rebrands" marriage with middle finger imagery.

(click ads) She is a UK women's glossy. These ads are running in their Valentine's Day issue. Yeah, get hitched out of anger! The campaign was created "to make people reappraise marriage as the number of British people marrying drops to its lowest level since 1862." And before you defiantly walk the aisle ladies, make sure you're wearing a diamond ring that guarantees monogamy to the power of 100.
Ad agency: Publicis. (via). update: not an original visual (see comments).