Ford Gives Us The Finger.
This would have at least made some sense for fcuk eyewear.
OK first, let's review Tommy boy's juvenile oeuvre of schlockvertising:
To sell his men's fragrance, he gave us tit-fucking and cock-blocking. Then for menswear, it was a naked, nasty crotch-grab. Now, this double-page ad (scanned from the April Vanity Fair) for eyewear. Here are my professional interpretations of this piece. 1.) Like I said, Ford hates straight men. And this middle finger represents a straight man's penis being viciously chomped on. In fact, Ford would have preferred using a small white dick in the shot. 2.) Ford hates women. The woman is asleep (her eyes are closed), and this image represents a man throat-raping her. 3.) The woman is at a dentist's office for some drill work, and the dentist is cleaning some bits of tooth detritus out of her mouth. 4.) Ford is simply telling his critics "Fuck You." Your interpretations are welcome in the comments.
Also, Tommy? Not that it's an even mildly creative idea, but Diesel's been there, done that.