She's Got 99 Problems But An Itch Ain't One.*
(click for closer look)Stare into the idealistic eyes of the 1960s. Her military-lifer Dad's on his third tour in Vietnam. Her mom's a stewardess for American. Her band, Exclamation Mark And The Pandemonians, has a big gig tonight at a local fraternity. And her hair is dandruff-free. Turn. Turn. Turn. (*Headline blatantly stolen from the comments section of the original post.)
posted by copyranter @ 11:00 AM
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"My life is way too active for (affliction here). That's why I use (product). It's got (ingredient), so it always give me (product benefits !, 2 & 3). It's one less thing to think about during my busy days. And nights. (wink)"
The boys loved those vacant eyes. Empty voids expecting nothing. A human blowup doll.
The lights are on...
She may have vacant eyes, but she's cute. She reminds me of a young Denise Richards, who coincidentally also has vacant eyes.
I heart these old ads where you are supposed to shampoo once a week...but it will still work if you shampoo 2 or 3 times a week.
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