Link Haze, 2/29/08.
• If you're one of the unfortunate ones who hasn't seen Garfield comic strips minus Garfield (click right), I've just made your fucking day. (link)• Speaking of Douchebags, go play GiggleSugar's fun Who's Douchier? game. (link)
• Speaking of the Gene Simmons (publicity stunt) sex tape, here's an excellent review of it. (link)
• cp+b (horses' asses) just won the $300 mil+ Microsoft account. I think we can safely say the creative work will improve a tad. (link)
• AT&T billboard hijacked by civil liberty fighters. (link)
• Amex foists Diane von Furstenberg gibberish on credit-crunched consumers. (link)
• Speaking of fashion brands, here's a few iconic logos made out of cocaine. (link)
• Do you know what tomorrow is? It's St. Patrick's Day! Well, in Hoboken (where I lived for years) it is! If you're so inclined, hop on the PATH—you will not find a higher Mook concentration within a square mile in the history of humanity. (link)
• Annoying ubiquitous NYC "Philosophy" subway poster abused. (link)
• Ronald Reagan, Chesterfields shill ("I, I don't recall that."). (link)
• From Florida adman Jetpacks: VW bus limo (link); the Quaker oats Quaker gets a Quakeover (link); and how art directors should do Hawaiian Shirt Fridays (link).
• GI Joes defeat squirrel. (link)
• The Pepsi logo is to become the world's biggest, ugliest ferris wheel in the middle of the swampy New Jersey meadowlands. (link)
• Monkey does handstand on tightrope-walking goat. (link)
• The hardest working graying, balding black man in advertising. (link)
• David Beckham endorses Sharpie® pens. Which makes perfect sense when—since coming to America to personally save U.S. Soccer—he has played about 10 minutes of football while signing about 160 million autographs. (link)
• Finally, Chocolate Dick Hats. (link)
posted by copyranter @ 4:30 PM
5 Comments:
According to PBS Frontline documentary, The Merchants Of Cool, Mook is a marketing classification for an American male "Characterized mainly by his infantile, boorish behavior, the "mook" is a perpetual adolescent: crude, misogynistic--and very, very, angry."
misogynistic, I'm not. The other qualities...eh...well...uh...der...the anger is mostly an act, you should know that by now, PEOPLE! FUCK YOU!
Copyranter, re: Garfield Minus Garfield, the first entry under "Feb. 27" ALONE has made my fucking day. At the risk of sounding like an asshole, I'm literally sitting here LMAO in my office. Thank you for adding one more thing to the long list of stuff keeping me from doing my job. Nothing like a good Link Haze to kick off the weekend :)
Dude, you read GiggleSugar? The horror...
Billy Ray Cyrus is the bigger douche.
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