Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Arrive Alive again invades drunk clubgoers bathroom space with abstract drunk-driving installations.


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ArriveAlive, via South African ad agency The Jupiter Drawing Room, previously plastered a plastered slutty chick on club bathroom walls/floors to serve as a warning against drunk driving. Here, they've helpfully given piss-drunk pissing women a place to put their hands for balance so they can relieve themselves without touching their asses to the disgusting toilet seat (important—right party girls?). For shitfaced shitting men, the wheels are good to grab onto for support while squeezing out that extra stubborn turd. And, I guess, if one is not too drunk to comprehend these silly (f)art installations, one might think twice about driving drunk. Jesus, I need a double 100 proof Wild Turkey on the rocks right now. (images via)

3 Comments:

Blogger dan said...

the proper term for hovering over the toilet seat in a public bathroom is the "ski jump." it tones the quads. these wheels would blast your triceps simultaneously. nice invention.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Tayi said...

I wonder if they put these stupid wheels into the wheelchair accessible stalls as well.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Iagos said...

The air filled tires will lessen head injuries to nodding off drunken poopers.

4:38 PM  

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